the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
All I want is dick and wine.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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