no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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