I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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