Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I party with great urgency now.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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