Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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