Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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