Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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