; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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