You just made me feel so damn special
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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