I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm at about main and main street
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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