Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm getting married
To pizza
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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