Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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