508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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