around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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