Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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