His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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