he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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