..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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