Nicole vs. Life
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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