there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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