sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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