yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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