I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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