the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
operation harelip BJ is a go
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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