Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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You're like the curious george of whores
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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