please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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