College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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