i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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