Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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