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(708): View more from Illinois

Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?

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(804): View more from Virginia

You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.

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If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.

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(310): View more from California

Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.

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(516): View more from New York

Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in

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