the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Randomize