He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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