I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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