sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The adults are the big ones right?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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