And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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