it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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