people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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