If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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