So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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