Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
about cumming, not toast
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.