Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages

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(716): View more from New York

a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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(312): View more from Illinois

dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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(819): View more from Quebec

I woke up to her vacumming the grass

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(630): View more from Illinois

btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.

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(716): View more from New York

My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.

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