don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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