Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
its not stalking. its research.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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