i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
