so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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