I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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