I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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