maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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what are you doing with your life
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
