Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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