I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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