You surviving the open bar?
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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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