when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
