69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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