: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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